Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.
Best of Rifftrax: POTC 1
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everytime jack asks “Who am I?” the audience can yell out “CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW”
if it were a drinking game, you’d get drunk very quickly!