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Englishmen vs. Tomatoes. ROUND TWO.
this is where I pitch in and tell you all I’m rubbish at cutting tomatoes as well. Tomatoes clearly hate the english. Probably because they think we’re stealing their identity all the time (OH HO WW2 HUMOUR.)
(Source: slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry)
^all my cooking days
FUCKING TOMATOES AND THEIR FUCKING REBELLIOUSNESS. THIS IS NOT HOW I RAISED YOU. I RAISED YOU TO RESPECT STEPHEN FRY....